"You could have been born a single-celled organism on the planet Zortex. In fact, given the odds it’s probably more likely, but you weren’t. You were born a human being. And not just any human being in the history of human beings, but a human being that gets to be alive today, that gets to listen to all kinds of music, that gets to eat food from every culture, that gets to download porn off the internet. So really, you have everything to live for."
Charlie Barlett (Charlie Bartlett, 2007)